Florida Thief Says He Curbs Urge to Rape Women by Having Sex With Pool Floats

Florida police have made an arrest in a rash of pool float thefts — even though the suspect gave them what he thought was a perfectly valid excuse for committing the crimes.
Christopher Monnin, 35, was taken into custody after Palm Bay police saw him “acting suspiciously” and carrying a large garbage bag filled with deflated pool floats, according to his arrest report. Monnin admitted to having stolen the inflatables and led officers to a vacant house, where they found at least 75 more. When they asked why he’d stolen them, Monnin said he used them to “sexually gratify” himself — which he does “instead of raping women.”
In spite of Monnin’s noble sacrifice, he was arrested and charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling, criminal mischief and theft.

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